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Desolation Relaxation
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A getaway from all troubles

Whether it’s a Discord argument over which Cheese is best, a bother over what an object is on team chat or even a meltdown over JavaScript packages being an absolute arse-hatting piece of sh.. Desolation Spa is open for your relaxation needs!

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Our facilities

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Hot Sulfur Salt Springs

Salty, hot. I don’t know how else to describe it.

Minky’s Zen Garden

Peaceful and quiet, since everyone’s banned.

Isle of Isolation

For those who should be left alone for a while.

Quiet Chalets

Our new Chalets use the latest in sound dampening tech, called RiBaVerbstop.

Sensory Pools

Our salty pools guarantee stressless relaxation.

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Scout a tower for the ultimate in relaxation!

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Customer reviews

A place where the Dark Presence doesn’t touch, it couldn’t escape the spiral. For a brief while, I was safe.

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