BREAKING NEWS

Desolation: Biggest set of

‘Biggest set of’. That’s the message that mysteriously appeared. Scientists who we made up think it could be a sign of Intelligent life outside of Desolation, but proper scientists asked us not to bother them.

What could this mean? What does Desolation have the biggest set of?

Baruch Bay Surrenders! Peace in WvW!

This morning, the Baruch Bay Ambassador, attempted to hand the official notice of surrender to Desolation.
After some hassle of ‘there being no room in the pub to accommodate them’, the fact they brought no food and the 2 hours of Desolation non-stop laughing at the thought of it, It was eventually accepted with some conditions.

The major conditions are as follows:

• Baruch Bay cannot build superior siege weapons and is limited to 4 Arrow carts max per objective.
• An actual population limit to match other servers is to be drawn up.

Elon Mink lands new Starship on moon Masser.

In a strange physics twist, Elon Mink’s space venture firm, SpooceY, has landed their first Starship on a distant moon called ‘Masser’.
Rata Sum scientists are puzzled as this isn’t any of Tyria’s moons and think SpooceY has likely broken into another game’s universe.

Visit our new Coffe shop!

Branches in Edge of the Mists, and StoneMist Castle.
Everyone welcome!
(except Baruch Bay)